#YOLOSWAGGGGG

evolution of the sprouse twins: 

• cole:  cannibal hipster jesus with a tumblr
• dylan:  justin bieber

celebrator1975:

I am somewhere else.

sexponents:

tbh that would be so fun

• Eats:  gains weight
• Doesn't eat:  gains weight
• Exercise:  gains weight
• Breaths:  gains weight

deathorcake:

iamvulpesvulpes:

barackfuckingobama:

so i bought this ring that has a little hinge and it opens up to a tiny secret box hidden under the gem and my mom told me that women used to put poison in it and then SLIP POISON INTO PEOPLES DRINKS and i was like NUH UH THIS CANT BE REAL and i just googled it and guys this is like a real thing

people are psycho

this is my kind of ring.

its real but i’d probably but cocaine in it and smuggle it into clubs

nicoosuxx:

YOU HAD ONE JOB.

tate